tupuc: tips on how to impress a girl: dress like joe biden show her your collection of joe biden memorabilia talk like joe biden show her your joe biden tattoo be joe biden
allonsyforever: One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser it was last week i am seventeen years old the class was A.P. calculus
sirbubblebutt: everybody bless the landlord everybody bless his spouse
jonbutter: “we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
internetexplorers: internetexplorers: are you my big toe? because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
notkatniss: peetapockets: those peacekeepers have really nice asses. Is that Jennifer Lawrence?
John Oliver talks to gun lobbyist Philip ‘Gun Control Doesn’t Work’ Van Cleave. This was an incredible segment. His logic is shot to Hell.