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[accordingtodevin]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2684452ce1d7b77468b1d8f37477dd4f/tumblr_mn2u0sTylQ1s30rzoo1_r4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nsfw.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/51089543781/accordingtodevin" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;nsfwhumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://accordingtodevin.tumblr.com/post/50878709573/most-awkward-shit-i-ever-told-my-friend-he" target="_blank"&gt;accordingtodevin&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/51109106017</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/51109106017</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 19:21:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42af803b39739b8aa7a1fe081ac28350/tumblr_mn2qikGMv51rr41tao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f3c2860d6f0ec2941dc18977b2ba7c9/tumblr_mn2qikGMv51rr41tao2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/51108700320</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/51108700320</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 19:16:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzkd50nlQ11r79hdlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzkd50nlQ11r79hdlo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/51001607128</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/51001607128</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:03:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li3zm0rcqm1qgzykyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/50954744183</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/50954744183</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:41:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nbcparksandrec:

tonightshowwithjayleno:

And then this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/434f2da59a1a7d852651ba89830b8741/tumblr_mmv9ttkT461rdhnq7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nbcparksandrec.tumblr.com/post/50589133983/tonightshowwithjayleno-and-then-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;nbcparksandrec&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tonightshowwithjayleno.tumblr.com/post/50541091329/and-then-this-happened" target="_blank"&gt;tonightshowwithjayleno&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then this happened.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then we reblogged it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/50606426611</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/50606426611</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 17:32:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>tastefullyoffensive:

Comedian Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/05dfe0e61db14662fa4c6ecd8e502d32/tumblr_mmt004HzhZ1r72qmwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50450874913/comedian-kurt-braunohler-raised-6-000-on" target="_blank"&gt;tastefullyoffensive&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Comedian &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/309790545/kurt-braunohlers-cloud-project" target="_blank"&gt;Kurt Braunohler&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/50507178293</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/50507178293</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 12:52:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5beb561f2d1d0df93c1ba99ceeacd65e/tumblr_mmuhc9hFT41qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/50507099595</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/50507099595</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 12:51:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc3582aaecda5c45f479dd0945e4977c/tumblr_mmm5u5Ib9b1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/50176933952</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/50176933952</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 11:55:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5111d44706506c0bbcfad7e5fe56d91d/tumblr_mg51i7kkUM1rghwodo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/50176352841</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/50176352841</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 11:47:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls9qv995Z01r04ydno1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls9qv995Z01r04ydno2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls9qv995Z01r04ydno3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls9qv995Z01r04ydno4_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/50039645359</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/50039645359</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 16:55:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Touche of the Day: Mrs. Doubtfire’s Dress vs. Kim...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b59384be62c1b81292df04fcdd2acec2/tumblr_mmi7peMJVJ1qzpwi0o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/50012041325/touche-of-the-day-mrs-doubtfires-dress-vs-kim" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h2 class="pull-left title editable" data-edit-key="Title"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Touche of the Day: Mrs. Doubtfire’s Dress vs. Kim Kardashian’s Dress&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Comedian Robin Williams chimed in on Kim Kardashian’s custom-designed Riccardo Tisci evening gown by comparing it to the floral dress he wore in the 1993 comedy film &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;Mrs. Doubtfire&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt;. The socialite’s attire became quite a hit during Monday’s Met Gala, spawning a series of photoshopped &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/05/kim-kardashian-couch-dress/" target="_blank"&gt;images&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; poking fun at the reality star’s “sofa slipcover”-like dress.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/50018130382</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/50018130382</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 11:09:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>ryangoslign: dustydanger:

Shia LaBeouf live-tweets his acid...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b878d938d815ecf85cddc5b10d8d2ba0/tumblr_mh5zcccfB21qetlqko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ryangoslign.tumblr.com/post/49756586437" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;ryangoslign&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dustydanger.tumblr.com/post/41418413147/shia-labeouf-live-tweets-his-acid-trip-3-15-am" target="_blank"&gt;dustydanger&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Shia LaBeouf live-tweets his acid trip.&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;3:15 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OK everybody here goes nothing. I’m gonna light a cigarette. Where are my cigarettes. Brb going to Walgreens for cigs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;3:45 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the security guard at Walgreens is a crazy guy. there was fire coming out of his head and i told him your heads on fire and he just looked at me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;3:46 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i’m gonna light a cig&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;3:52 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;theres like 4 types of lettuce in this apt. i didnt even buy that much lettuce. what am i gonna do juggle lettuce. alright bye&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;3:56 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;indiana jones was the peak of my career. feel very aware that it’s all downhill from here&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;4:03 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i resent my father camping out in my house. ok but get this, its fine… yeah its totally fine he can do whatever he wants. the end&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;4:08 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;is this entertaining. is this new media. i dont understand my feet&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;4:09 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you guys ever watch that video of the double rainbow?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;4:12 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;@frankiemunez who’s laughing now? who’s laughing now buddy… checkmate&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;4:14 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my character hasnt seen his brother before. i figured that out. he doesnt even know he HAS a brother. but he doesss have a brother. complicated actually&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;4:28 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i would have sex with lars von trier on camera. i would. but only if its dogme style. im a comedian guys&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;4:33 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;im nothing, im an idiot. how did i get here when nothing happened&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;4:44 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what’s the difference btw mayonaise and mayo? is there a difference&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;4:46 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;who has my hand i want it back&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;4:48 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i was lying before. will smith is good at rap&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;4:51 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;twitter is like the energy that links our brains together. mental lubricant&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;5:06 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i’m wearing three watches and they all have different times. i have a watch on my ankle… damn you… sorry, i love u&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;5:14 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yr gonna see me in yr dream cause i dont know where to live anymore&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;5:22 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;im done w this!! im nothing…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;5:56 AM – 7 Aug 12&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ok guys i dont really ‘get’ sigur ros but theyre beautiful anyway &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/49862632239</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/49862632239</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 11:54:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>mrgolightly:

Jay-Z - 100$ Bill</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_49862484516" src="http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/49862484516/audio_player_iframe/cynniamon/tumblr_mmeym6b7fG1qzi80d?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fcynniamon%2F49862484516%2Ftumblr_mmeym6b7fG1qzi80d" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mrgolightly.tumblr.com/post/49838296558/jay-z-100-bill" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;mrgolightly&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Jay-Z - 100$ Bill&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/49862484516</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/49862484516</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 11:51:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>tupuc:

tips on how to impress a girl:
dress like joe biden
show her your collection of joe...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tupuc.tumblr.com/post/49812311345" target="_blank"&gt;tupuc&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;tips on how to impress a girl:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;dress like joe biden&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;show her your collection of joe biden memorabilia&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;talk like joe biden&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;show her your joe biden tattoo&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;be joe biden&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/49862245053</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/49862245053</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 11:46:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>jaiwrestledabearonce:

THE FUTURE IS NOW
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/51fcbd508d1b2abf6ee591d0761cadea/tumblr_mlv868dDI91r54qfqo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jaiwrestledabearonce.tumblr.com/post/49751315125/the-future-is-now" target="_blank"&gt;jaiwrestledabearonce&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THE FUTURE IS NOW&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/49785843011</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/49785843011</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 12:56:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70bc013bfe407e20005afd2c2290e813/tumblr_ml5t6aGLJl1qfbemzo2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca98952f1c0f2df72830abbf3b2d9a2b/tumblr_ml5t6aGLJl1qfbemzo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3cfd0262659e3f3aec358eee41371aad/tumblr_ml5t6aGLJl1qfbemzo3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba268ea638a38abec67fb256a4683cef/tumblr_ml5t6aGLJl1qfbemzo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a65c9f169706ca28e9f77bc551797eb/tumblr_ml5t6aGLJl1qfbemzo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/30d0d0f8854d4d719ccd4fa12948cb4b/tumblr_ml5t6aGLJl1qfbemzo7_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/138269e949cfb44c06210efa4344223c/tumblr_ml5t6aGLJl1qfbemzo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/49722006620</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/49722006620</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 17:04:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ol2pHxmR1qgy1iqo1_r3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ol2pHxmR1qgy1iqo2_r3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ol2pHxmR1qgy1iqo10_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ol2pHxmR1qgy1iqo11_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/49721957449</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/49721957449</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 17:04:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0aSCPmabRpM?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/49644326040</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/49644326040</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 21:19:11 -0500</pubDate><category>tuck!</category></item><item><title>tampicosuave:

eyywaju:

your dad shows up at your door wearing...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m23h6o1OqA1r2vesqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hoeson.us/post/48763620024" target="_blank"&gt;tampicosuave&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eyywaju.tumblr.com/post/48763455346/your-dad-shows-up-at-your-door-wearing-this-what" target="_blank"&gt;eyywaju&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;your dad shows up at your door wearing this… what do you do???&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;forgive his absence cause he was obviously trapped in the future &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/49608182175</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/49608182175</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 12:52:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>allonsyforever:

One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser
it was last week
i am seventeen...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allonsyforever.tumblr.com/post/49399306603/one-time-this-boy-in-my-math-class-ate-an-eraser" target="_blank"&gt;allonsyforever&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it was last week&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i am seventeen years old&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the class was A.P. calculus&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/49604191835</link><guid>http://cynniamon.tumblr.com/post/49604191835</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 11:57:33 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
